Oh God, never again. NEVER A-FREAKING-GAIN. I am absolutely done with Jack in the Box after this: this is the 2nd time they've food poisoned me.
Last time was in sophomore year of college, and (or was it Junior year... I forget...) and I (oh, definitely Junior year, cause I was living in the house not the aprtment) and I got the bacon cheesburger, and I'm pretty sure it was the bacon that got me. Now, several years later, I made the fool-hearty decision to give the bacon burger another try, assuming that last time was a fluke, since the bacon burger was my fav item on the menu.
Well, yeah... food poisoning... it sucks, man. :X
But I think it speaks to my general geekiness that I'm kneeling in front of the toilet, with my computer at my side. AND OH GOD I'M BLOGGING ABOUT IT!!! I REALLY AM BEYOND SAVING!
Ugh, my stomach is gurgling like a bubbling cauldron. My intestines are squirming like I swallowed and processed a live snake. And my body is writhing in some ambient agony... freaking bacon. Especially that cheeseburger kind. never. again. ughgggggffdsfdsa...
...
Oh, and on the topic of puking, Jackass 3D was pretty good...
I read this as I was eating my lunch, and for some reason it didn't phase me until I was done eating XD